Why was i the last to know 
that you weren't coming to my show 
you coulda called me up to say good luck 
you coulda called me back, you stupid f*** 

why was i the last to know 

first date, we ate sushi and it went well 
i was funny and you said i was a cutey 
that's the last thing i heard from you 

i left tickets at the door for you 
i had to tell my mom that there was no more room 
you didn't show, that was so uncool 
you coulda called me back 

so i guess this means that we're not friends anymore 
i heard its me you're asking for 
i thought i'd see you at the show 
you said you'd go 

why was i the last to know 
that you weren't coming to my show 
you coulda called me up to say good luck 
you coulda called me back, you stupid f*** 

why was i the last to know 
why was i the last to know 

after the date i wouldn't go home with you 
i wouldn't put my hands in the air for you 
you tried to get me to do things i just won't do 
the last i heard from you 

here's how i guess the story goes: 
he woulda came if i was a ho 
f*** for parts, thats just not how i roll 
move it on down the row 

so i guess we shouldn't be friends anymore 
sick of hearing its me you're asking for 
cos i thought i'd see you at the show 
you said you'd go 

why was i the last to know 
that you weren't coming to my show 
you coulda called me up to say good luck 
you coulda called me back, you stupid f*** 

why was i the last to know 
why was i the last to know 

you thought you knew me, i guess you didn't 
you thought you had me, i think you didn't 
you thought you knew me, i guess you didn't 

why was i the last to know 
that you weren't coming to my show 
you coulda called me up to say good luck 
you coulda called me back, you stupid f*** 

why was i the last to know 
why was i the last to know 
why was i the last to know 

the last to know