Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg
He won it in the war in nineteen forty four
Corporal Clegg had a medal too
In orange and in blue, he found it in the zoo

Dear oh dear, oh are they really sad for me
Dear oh dear, oh will they really laugh at me

Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him
Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin

Corporal Clegg, umbrella in the rain
He's never been the same but no one is to blame

Corporal Clegg received his medal in a dream