I'm an artist honey 
you'll see me sometimes 
making crazy pictures out of music and rhymes
Costume changes 
performed with poise
Dancing in formation 
with a couple of boys
I take them on the road 
with my reel-to-reels
I'm an artist honey
You know how that feels?

It's the greatest show 
with the best effects 
since Disco-Tex 
and the Sexelettes

It's the greatest show 
with the best effects 
since Disco-Tex 
and the Sexelettes

It's all about wonder
the power to be 
like thunder expressing electricity

It's the greatest show 
with the best effects 
since Disco-Tex 
and the Sexelettes

Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes

Call it performance
call it art
I call it disaster 
if the tapes don't start
I've put all my life 
into live lip-sync
I'm an artist honey
You gonna get me a drink?

It's the greatest show 
with the best effects 
since Disco-Tex 
and the Sexelettes