What a life it would be 
If you would come to mine for tea 
I'll pick you up at half past three 
And we'll have lasagne 
I'll treat you like a Queen 
I'll give you strawberries and cream 
And then your friends will all go green 
For my lasagne 
These could be the best days of our lives 
But I don't think we've been living very wise 
Oh no! no! 

What a life it would be 
If you would come to mine for tea 
I'll pick you up at half past three 
And we'll have lasagne 

These could be the best days of our lives 
But I don't think we've been living very wise 
Oh no! no! 

What a life it would be 
If you would come to mine for tea 
I'll pick you up at half past three 
And we'll have lasagne 
I'll treat you like a Queen 
I'll give you strawberries and cream 
And then your friends will all go green 
For my lasagne