livin' in the fast lane 
This is dedicated to you Ben Stiller 
You are my favorite mutherf***er 
I told you, didn't I? 

Drama makes the world go around 
Does anybody got a problem with that? 
My business is my business 
Who's guilty? 
Can I get a witness? 
First things first 
The Chocolate Starfish is my man Fred Durst 
Access Hollywood lisence to kill 
A redneck f***er from Jacksonville 
Bangin' on the dumpster funk 
My microphone machete's in the back of my trunk 
Rocker's who's steady with the 
He says, she says 
And don't forget about the starfish navigation system 
Don't hate me 
I'm just an alien 
With thirty seven tons of new millenium 
Dum diddie dum 
Where's it coming from? 
Mrs Aguilera, come and get some 
Oh know, which way to go 
To the dance floor 
It's on my stereo 
Pay me no mind 
I seen The Fight Club 
About twenty eight times 
And I'm 'a keep my pants saggy 
Keep a skateboard 
A spray can, for the taggin' 
And I'm 'a keep a lot of girls in my beer wagon 
Cause I don't give a f*** 
Livin' life in the fast lane 

I'm just a crazy mutherf***er 
Livin' it up 
Not giving a f*** 
Livin' life in the fast lane 

Another crazy mutherf***er 
Livin' it up 
Not giving a f*** 
In the fast lane 

Take two 
Hoo haa! 
Now who's the star sucker? 
I'm the Starfish 
You silly mutherf***er 
Puff puff 
Give the marujuana cig 
Oops 
I don't even smoke 
But I love the way it smells 
Here's a toast to the females 
Sippin' lung champagne from a seashell 
I think I gotta feel 
And pop his ass like a zit 
With the starfish navigation system 

I'm no cheap thrills baby 
Fill the briefcase with three dollar bills 
I'm just an ordinary run of the mill fella 
Spittin' out hella mic skillz 
And I'm 'a keep my pants saggy 
Keep a skateboard 
A spray can, for the taggin' 
And I'm 'a keep a lot of girls in my beer wagon 
Cause I don't give a f*** 
Livin' life in the fast lane 

I'm just a crazy mutherf***er 
Livin' it up 
Not giving a f*** 
Livin' life in the fast lane 

Another crazy mutherf***er 
Livin' it up 
Not giving a f*** 
In the fast lane 

Cause it's so easy 
To tell a lie 
And it's so easy to run and hide 
But it's not easy to be alive 
So don't be wasting 
None on my time 

This world is like a cage 
And I don't think it's fair 
And I don't even think