You’re bigger than Elvis and cooler than B.I.G, 
You’re smashing my dishes, you’re Billy The Kid, 
You’re very American, sugar, 
Marry me, Dick, I love you.

We’re on the road to the Jersey Shore, one stop and then we’ll stop no more, 
Pulling over at the 7/11 and you buy me pie because I’m sweeter than Heaven.

You say you love everything I am, 
Love my lips and my golden tan.

You love my heartshaped sunglasses, 
Love my heartshaped sunglasses, 
Love my heartshaped sunglasses.

Spin me around, kiss me in your Chevrolet, 
Top down, Heaven like crazy, 
You let me drive, I’ll let you go all the way, 
I’ll never ever, ever, ever let you get away, away