I don't like to boast, 
But our truffles are the most 
Mad, magical in Amsterdam (she won't, she won't)
So if you appear, Apollo sit on my lyre 
And play 'em like a piano man (I will, I will)

'Cause I love love, 'cause I love love
You better than, you better than my darkest sin, 
Russian hookers and cheap gin.

I think that I could be fine, 
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time, 
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight

Mary Jane Holland (Woah-oh)
Mary Jane Holland (Woah-oh)

I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright, 'cause I'm rich as piss
When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth, 
The grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout

Introducing ladies and gentleman, 
Mary Jane Holland! 

I think that I could be fine, 
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time, 
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight