You're not worth it babe
The trouble you bring 
The noise you keep
And you don't even care

I'm so sick of you babe
Nights wasted 
I'm through faking
You don't turn me on
You don't do anything at all

Baby I can't stand the sight of your face
Baby I don't even want to hear your name

Don't know what I saw
But I ain't seeing it now
Woke up this morning
Bitterness in my mouth

Guess I fell too fast
Guess I learned my lesson
So much for true love
I'll take the Chivas instead
Yeah, yeah
I'll take the Chivas instead

You're too high maintenance babe
All the time you spent trying to fit in 
And no one even cares
It's so ridiculous babe
Watching you turn as I burn
It's like you're not even there

Baby don't you try and hold my hand
Maybe you should keep your eyes on your new girlfriend

Don't know what I saw
But I ain't seeing it now
Woke up this morning
Bitterness in my mouth
Guess I fell too fast
Guess I learned my lesson
So much for true love
I'll take the Chivas instead

I'll take the Chivas instead
Over your bed
It wasn't even good
Trust me
I must have been so so so so lonely
You are crap, yeah
You should keep your eyes on your new little brat, yeah
It's hard not to look I know
I'm ama-za-zing
I love you... Chivas.
(laughs)