[Travis:] 
Hahaha You know what it is 
Gym class heroes, the dream 
It's hard to look innocent when I got cookie crumbs all over my face 

[Chorus:] 
[The Dream:] 
I like girls 
They like me 
They look so good 
In they're satin jeans 
Want you to be the one 
And my only 
I want be faithful 
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar. 
[Travis:] 
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands 
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar. 

[Travis:] 
You see I got this problem 
I need help tryna solve it 
Cause meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie whore 
You can hide them, I'm a find them, on the counter, in the closet 
And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate 
My girl be setting booby traps 
To catch me eating Scooby snacks 
I left crumbs in the bed once 
But I told her I was through with that 
She still don't be believing me 
And I guess that I'm cool with that 
But I got a sweet tooth, that'll never come loose 
And the truth of the matter is. 

[Chorus:] 
[The Dream:] 
I like girls, 
They like me 
They look so good 
In they're satin jeans 
Want you to be the one 
And my only 
I want to be faithful 
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar 
[Travis:] 
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands 
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar. 

[Travis:] 
I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos 
And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them 
Butter Pecan Puerto Rican, 
Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians. 
Hazelnut Brazilians, 
Macadamia Caucasians, 
Double stuffed or thin mint 
It don't matter you getting it 
Cause I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose 
And the fact of the matter is. 

[Chorus:] 
[The Dream:] 
I like girls, 
They like me 
They look so good 
In they're satin jeans 
Want you to be the one 
And my only 
I want to be faithful 
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar 
[Travis:] 
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands 
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar. 

[Travis:] 
I'm a monster for these cookies 
I'm a beast for they're treats 
An animal for they're crackers 
Head to feet they so damn sweet 
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my 
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar. 

[Travis:] 
And then you have it haha 
I tried my best 
I went to cookie anonymous 
I guess I'm a failure 
I can't seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar but, 
It is what it is