Do as I say not as I do because 
The shit so deep you can't run away 
I beg to differ on the contrary 
I agree with every word that you say 
Talk is cheap and lies are expensive 
My wallet's fat and so is my head 
Hit and run and then I'll hit you again 
I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb 

Standards set and broken all the time 
Control the chaos behind a gun 
Call it as I see it even if 
I was born deaf, blind and dumb 
Losers winning big on the lottery 
Rehab rejects still sniffing glue 
Constant refutation with myself 
I'm a victim of a catch 22 

I have no belief 
But I believe 
I'm a walking contradiction 
And I ain't got no right 

Do as I say not as I do because 
The shit so deep you can't run away 
I beg to differ on the contrary 
I agree with every word that you say 
Talk is cheap and lies are expensive 
My wallet's fat and so is my head 
Hit and run and then I'll hit you again 
I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb 

I have no belief 
But I believe 
I'm a walking contradiction 
And I ain't got no right 

I have no belief 
But I believe 
I'm a walking contradiction 
And I ain't got no right