Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on 
Change the channels for an hour or two 
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit 
I'm sick of all the same old shit 
In a house with unlocked doors 
And I'm fucking lazy 

Bite my lip and close my eyes 
Take me away to paradise 
I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!! 
And I smell like shit 

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving 
I sure as hell can't do it by myself 
I'm feeling like a DOG IN HEAT 
Barred indoors from the summer street 
I locked the door to MY OWN CELL 
And I lost the key 

Bite my lip and close my eyes 
Take me away to paradise 
I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!! 
And I smell like shit 

I GOT NO MOTIVATION 
WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION 
NO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION 
SMOKING MY INSPIRATION 

Sit around and watch the phone,but no one's calling 
Call me pathetic,call me WHAT YOU WILL 
My mother says to get a job 
But she don't like the one SHE'S got 
When mastur bation's lost its fun 
You're fucking lazy 

Bite my lip and close my eyes 
Take me away to paradise 
I'm so damn BORED 
I'm going blind 
And loneliness has to suffice 
Bite my lip and close my eyes 
I was slipping away to paradise 
Some say,"Quit or I'll go BLIND." 
But it's just a myth