I want to be your dominated love slave 
I want to be the one that takes the pain 
You can spank me when I do not behave 
Mack me in the forehead with a chain 

Cause I love feelin' dirty 
And I love feelin' cheap 
And I love it when you hurt me 
So drive them staples deep 

I want you to slap me and call me naughty 
Put a beltsander against my skin 
I want to feel pain all over my body 
Can't wait to be punished for my sins. 

Cause I love feelin' dirty 
And I love feelin' cheap 
And I love it when you hurt me 
So drive them staples deep 

Yee-hah! 

Cause I love feelin' dirty 
And I love feelin' cheap 
And I love it when you hurt me 
So drrrriiiveeee.....Staples?