Do you have the time 
to listen to me whine 
About NOTHING and EVERYTHING 
all at once 
I am one of those 
Melodramatic fools 
Neurotic to the bone 
No doubt about it 

Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS 
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 
It all keeps adding up 
I think I'm CRACKING UP 
Am I just PARANOID? 
Or am I just STONED 

I went to a shrink 
To analyze my dreams 
SHE says it's lack of sex 
that's bringing me down 
I went to a whore 
HE said my life's a bore 
So quit my whining cause 
it's bringing HER down 

Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS 
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 
It all keeps adding up 
I think I'm CRACKING UP 
Am I just PARANOID? 
Uh,yuh,yuh,ya 

Grasping to CONTROL 
So I BETTER hold on 

Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS 
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 
It all keeps adding up 
I think I'm CRACKING UP 
Am I just PARANOID? 
Or am I just STONED