Old man's car on a Saturday night,
Got me a woman, me, I feel alright!
Rockin' and rollin' at the drive-in show,
Gonna sit in the back, in the passion row!
Turn up the soundtrack, turn down the lights,
A chance she won't, a chance she might!
Ain't no woman in the world I know,
Ain't had her knickers on the automobile floor!

What's that social sound?
Something's goin' down!
Look at what's goin' around!

Back seat confidential!

Said to buy my rubber at the cigarette stand,
Dyin' to get it off so I can get it in!
Doin' my best to make a good connection,
She said, "What are you gonna do about my protection?"
Alright, momma, gotta listen to me,
Last chance thrill, it's half past three!
Huggin' and kissin' would be real nice,
Every man's got his price!

What's that social sound?
Something's goin' down!
Look at what's goin' around!

Back seat confidential!

SOLO

Old man's car on a Saturday night,
Got me a woman, me, I feel alright!
Rockin' and rollin' at the drive-in show,
Gonna sit in the back, in the passion row!
Turn up the soundtrack, turn down the lights,
There's a chance she won't, but there's a chance she might!
Ain't no woman in the world I know,
Ain't had her knickers on the backseat floor!

Back seat confidential!
Back seat confidential!