Jimmy was a fly guy with a big Mercedes
He thought he could get all type of ladies
He makes a lot of money 'cause he is a money maker
And if he looks for style, he rides jet ski in Jamaica
He met this beautiful girl at a bar
And Jimmy could swear she looked like a star
He got the most expensive girl in the world
The most expensive girl
But Jimmy didn't listen - yes he didn't
His friends warned him - he thought they must be kiddin'
Jimmy felt in love like he never did before
For any kiss he gets she takes him to the store
Every time she buys more than Jimmy can carry
So she employed a butler and his name is: Larry
He got the most expensive girl in the world
The most expensive girl
Jimmy is out of money he spent all on his honey
He is searchin' for a credit but his friends regret it
He is workin' at three jobs but that is not enough
To pay all her needs to pay all her stuff
I saw her later on a luxury ferry
And next to her stood a man named: Larry
You got played, boy!
He got the most expensive girl in the world
The most expensive girl
Excuse me can I have your attention please for one more time.
She tastes like cola sweet sweet sugar cola
when I took a sip from her lips she send me on a trip
she keeps me up at night and that's all because she kicks
Stop your diet baby you don't have to slim down
I love your curves and believe me it is every pound
stop your diet come on do it for me
I love you round round round cause you're so sexy
She tastes like cola sweet sweet sugar cola
when I took a sip from her lips she send me on a trip
she keeps me up at night and that's all because
she tastes like cola sweet sweet sugar cola
when I took a sip from her lips she send me on a trip
she keeps me up at night and that's all because she kicks
Can I try it Baby you don't have to be shy
you seem to be on your own and I'm wondering why
show me all that you've got do it for me
I love you round round round 'cause you're so sexy
She tastes like cola sweet sweet sugar cola
when I took a sip from her lips she send me on a trip
she keeps me up at night and that's all because
she tastes like cola sweet sweet sugar cola
when I took a sip from her lips she send me on a trip
she keeps me up at night and that's all because she kicks
I'll be your sugar daddy you'll be my sugar cane
with every sip I'm taking you creep into my vein
you are as sweet as cola you push like caffeine
I wanna know the secret that no one's ever seen
She tastes like cola sweet sweet sugar cola
when I took a sip from her lips she send me on a trip
she keeps me up at night and that's all cause
she tastes like cola sweet sweet sugar cola
when I took a sip from her lips she send me on a trip
she keeps me up at night and that's all because she tastes like cola
Shit happens,
that is my advice to you,
it's a good day, I am back home early,
I am going home to see my sugar, my girlie,
I open up the door, as I do every day
a man who is really naked says hey my name is jay!
jay?
hey hey jay,
that's not OK,
you're laying on my girlfriend,
I think you cannot stay,
but jay had his points,
ha,
to my surprise,
he's a heavyweight champion,
so here's my advice.
Shit happens,
once or twice,
don't believe your girlfriend,
here's my advice to you,
shit happens,
you know,
ha ha ha.
My teacher,
Mr. Yawney,
said you're never gonna make it,
and if I got my chance,
be sure that I would take it,
but now i am a rock star,
to his surprise,
he passed my record for me,
so here is my advice.
O baby.
Shit happens,
once or twice,
believe in yourself,
here's my advice to you,
shit happens,
once or twice,
believe in yourself,
here is my advice to you,
shit happens.
When you're teacher's teasing you,
and your girlfriend's cheating you,
you've got to look out for the one that's pleasing you,
when everything I write feels as cold as ice,
the only thing that you can do is,
ha ha,
is my advice,
shit happens,
come on,
I'll do,
let's make it funky,
shit happens,
you know.
This here is a love song
I mean you can dance to it if you want
But it's a love song
You know what love is?
I'll tell you looking to my left, looking to my right
All I'm gonna see is people lovin' me
Have you ever been driving on my highway?
Blinking right but switching onto my way
Everybody wants to know how I do do
Can I hit another lick now to do
Some people tryin' to put me down down
payback at my next shutdown
Wait a minute, get into my groove now
And I show you how
Looking to my left, looking to my right
All I'm gonna see is people lovin' me
Looking to my left, looking to my right
All I'm gonna see is people lovin' me
Have you ever had two girls crying same time?
Oh Lord, gimme some sunshine
Have you ever been to church on a monday?
Have you ever been drunk on a Sunday?
A little love is all that I am demanding
A little love is all that I am sending
Girlfriend,you know that I am standing
Right in the middle and I am
Money, oh money
Be my baby, drive me crazy
Money, oh money
Wanna hold you, just like I told you
Every morning I wake up by your side
Oh my feeling is so strong I cannot hide
I wan't to hold you every second that I live
And when you ain't next to me I get possessive
You make me happy and you buy me things
Cars and chicks and diamond rings
All the stuff that is blinkin'
Some people say that money isn't everything
I tell them no, look, you also need a diamond ring
And a ton of gold and a lot of shares
Your honey wants a private jet ?
Man who cares
You satisfy me and you turn me on
And that is why I sing
This song
My dream is to own a money money factory
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beer bust, like I had last week
I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me flirting is just like a sport
Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
Mambo No. 5!
Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hands on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
Trumpet!
The trumpet!
Mambo No. 5!
(ha ha ha)
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am ... Read more »
I dance the Rumba
The Salsa, the Cha Cha
The Limbo, the Foxtrott
And even the Tango
With ladies and girlies
With mummies and babies
And D.J.s' gonna play this
'Cause it's on their playlist
Hey now my journey
Thru' all of these dances
I found a lot of
Hot sex romances
But Mambo seek me
And Mambo freak me
Then she released me
And this is how we go
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
The babes are all around me
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
Dancin' all I long
(Oye)
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
The babes are all around me
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
Should I break a dawn?
(Oye)
I dance the Rumba
The Salsa, the Cha Cha
The Limbo, the Foxtrott
And even the Tango
With ladies and girlies
With mummies and babies
And D.Js' gonna play this
'Cause it's on their playlist
Hey now my journey
Thru' all of these dances
I found a lot of
Hot sex romances
But Mambo seek me
And Mambo freak me
Then she released me
And this is how we go
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
The babes are all around me
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
Dancin' all I long
(Oye)
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
The babes are all around me
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
Should I break a dawn?
(Mambo)
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
The babes are all around me
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
Dancin' all I long
(Oye)
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
The babes are all around me
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
Thank you for this dance
Ohh
Yea
One, two, three, woo, aaa
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
The babes are all around me
(Yaa)
Mambo, Mambo, yea, yea
(Hey, hey)
Dancin' all I long
(Oye)<
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What's up man?
How you doin'?
What's up in the club?
Oh look I gotta step inside
Oh, Monica how are you doin'?
Oh you lookin' fine tonight
Oh look, Sara, Sara how are you?
How are you?
Yeah yeah
Hmm hmm
What's up Jack, everything in place?
Well, let me step on stage
Uhh uhh
One two, one two
Haa
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen
Yeah, good to see ya
You know my name is Lou Bega
And I will sing a song and I know you will like that one
Just relax, enjoy yourself
I tell you about my perfect day
They're tellin' me the dos and don'ts
But nobody's askin' me what I desire
(I wanna be lonely)
No record company callin' in today
No stress, no drama, end of delay
(Alright, no delay)
I wanna be lonely
Oh yeah, I wanna be lonely
I just wanna be by myself
I wanna be lonely
Baby, I wanna be lonely
Finally alone
No mobile rings, no traffic jam
No date, no stress
And no one that wants my number
(Nobody callin' me today)
No contract deals
And no one that wants my money
Just for nothing
(Just relax by myself)
I wanna be lonely
Oh yeah, I wanna be lonely
I just wanna be by myself
I wanna be lonely
Baby, I wanna be lonely
I just wanna be by myself
Wonderful day, perfect day
The sun is shining in my face
Just five minutes maybe
But I'm only by myself
They're tellin' me the dos and don'ts
But nobody's askin' me what I desire
No record company callin' in today
No stress, no drama, end of delay
I wanna be lonely
Oh yeah, I wanna be lonely
I just wanna be by myself
I wanna be lonely
Baby, I wanna be lonely
I just wanna be by myself
I wanna be lonely
Oh yeah, I wanna be lonely
I just wanna be by myself
I wanna be lonely
Baby, I wanna be lonely
Finally alone
I wanna be lonely
Baby, I wanna be lonely
I wanna be lonely
Oh yeah, I wanna be lonely
I just wanna be by myself
I wanna be lonely
Baby, I wanna be lonely
I just wanna be by myself
