Yeah come see this nigga
Come see this ol' light-skinned mothafucka
I seen him and i'm addicted
Disturbin tha peace is the click
Please tell these fake ass niggas who you are
[ludacris]
I be dat nigga named luda'
Alert alert it's the atllien intruder
College park waterboy, spittin in tha c-cooler
I jam till they deaf, they call me slick dick da ruler
Women indeed, keep ya eyes closed
'bow blows, come out dem clothes hoe
Low pros, low bows, watch out for the po-po
And i chose, to be dat numba one contender, southern offender
Fuckin up ya whole agenda
When i walk you try to run
When i run you try to hide
You skated the snap of my finger
Call me golden gley
Its you and i, do or die, who am i?
I got a pocket full of family stones, cats think i'm sly
Oh why try, you one of dem niggaz that like to cheat death
And i'm one of dem niggaz that rip up excursions
Til there is no seats left
You shit out wheat chex and fart out deep breaths
While we toss darts at the bottom of y'all v-necks
-skit
Who?
Dat nigga cris?
Oh dat nigga is aight
Dat nigga can't fuck wit me thou
Let me get on da mic
Nigga, who da fuck are you nigga
[ludacris]
I be dat nigga bronze bridges
Playaz wanna ball or go on strike cause of my pitches
They think i want they bitches
But i don't want no pigeons
Yet pigeons can scrub my dishes
And ya'll don't want no scrubs till ya'll pull out ya'll extensions
Ya'll in school detention that'll neva come out
Man i
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[Small World X4 (Ludacris)]
Uhhuhh no way no how, get like blaow, blaow, blaow kapaow
(Yeah, you ever hear somebody sayin' something and you think they talking)
(Bout you, you not quite sho' Younasayin' but it aint no way they talking' bout)
(You, introducing the new membes of Disturbing Tha Peace: Small World)
(From Norfclk, Dolla Boi from Playaz Circle, Here we go What?)
[Chorus X2]
Who the fuck you talking to?
Not me, Couldn't be me, Naw not me
Who the fuck you talking to?
Not me, Couldn't be me, Naw not me
[Small World]
3, 2, 1
What's begun, is the start but bitch we be saying we
"we just getting started it since one"
Y'all been monitoring, pondering bout it
How bout I, pull it out and kapaow, I'll heat em up out his mouth with it
Big Small World, Norfclk is the gang, extended clip in the jeans
Put em in a box like Bisquick
I'm a laker wit clips, get em in the lake wit clips
Truth is ya a clipper with clips aint cha bitch
I'm bout my loot and dollars, I'll shot you for looting dollars
But you lootless and dollarless, fuck it I shot for Luda n Dolla
I crash parties, blast with proposed toast
Im a have a problem like Scrap blat with me short of hoes
One for ya damn lips, or there be mixture of blood and dandruff
If you don't get my damn drift
Creep to ya grave and leak DT Piss
This is yo highness at his less tempered
Keep it pimpin' and watch
[Chorus X2]
Who the fuck you talking to?
Not me, Couldn't be me, Naw not me
Who the fuck you talking to? ... Read more »
Yea-uh, here we go here we go here we go
Talk about that word of mouf baby!!
Yeuh, yeuh yeuh yeuh yeuh! here we go, here we go
Ludacris, 4-ize, d.e. what you want now now now now
[ludacris]
Check it
You see i live a life filled with chicken and malt liquor
And women that are real life scratch'n'sniff stickers
I shoot videos and get knobs slobbed in trailers
Then hit stage and break a leg like lawrence taylor
You pricks is all talk, and it's bad for ya health
See i ain't gotta say shit! money speaks for itself
With all models i make i'm +great+ like five +lakes+
You got rims on ya truck? man i got rims in my skates!
You rollin on dubs, i roll right into clubs
Dirtiest home with more rings than ya tub
You think it's all practical jokes and big bloopers
But i smack bitches with no titties that work at hooters
Just get a couple of girls that shakin they thangs
Then i, put 'em on camera and cut two frames
With some gasoline drawers i'll be goin to hell
Ludacris, fuck like a nigga fresh out of jail!
I got junkyard dawgs, i'm rowdier than rod piper
And my baby's assed out, cause i rub my cars with her diapers
So you can pray for now if you sinned in the past
"word of mouf" time to wipe that silly grin off yo' ass
[4-ize]
These rap cats is soft like r&b singers
It's 4-ize, i've worked for wings and chicken fingers
I reps mo' parts so chi-town could get seen
I'm a dirty bird now but i keep shit clean
I rip meanface niggaz one by one
Or two by two, i'll take 'em however they come 
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[I-20]
Yea I'm all about that pistol playa, cold blooded killa
Niggaz recognize my name, I dub the young dealer
You better tell ya man that with the gages I'm nice
Ill shoot up yall white shirts until yall look like dikes
But I'm through with all the talking time to show all you niggaz
I 2-0, I'm like J-Lo...going through niggaz
DTP we aint plying if you try to get our pen
A.K's get ta spraying like...
Bottom line that mean I'm bout it, any nigga want it, doubt it
Bust you in the broad day, on the street that's fully crowded
Find our hole and fagots there, just for thinking its rap
And tell that pretty bitch thug we got some pretty big gats
Chaka say I'm shot out, and I tend to agree
So you should what you saying if it's intended for me
So be careful what you starting, let my fingers do the walking
And that oozy get to talking like...
[Tity Boi]
Hammers, jam 'em, snatch 'em, grab 'em
Can the an and fuck 'em, damn 'em
Press him, man him, scared him, teared him, kneed him up
Bake him, take him, beat him up, I hate I hate, I eat him up
A-B-C-E-F shawty is you a G or what
Now it's just me and my nuts, that's all I got in this world
I'm pulling pistols out my stomach and throwing them bitches up like earl
Serving the club, head shot, scattered, covered, run, scram 'em
I'm 38, hot with a pearl handle...
And I'm throwing text like a NBA ref
I got, all gold guns like they came from I-RAQ
Artillery, could it be I got all kinds of these pi
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[ludacris]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Give it to me now, give it to me now,
Give it to me now, give it to me now
[shawnna]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Give it to me now, give it to me now,
Give it to me now, give it to me now
Chorus: ludacris & shawnna (repeat 2x)
I wanna li li li lick you from your head to your toes
And i wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna ah ah u make it so good i don't wanna leave
But i got to kn kn kn know wh what's your fan-ta-sy
[ludacris]
I wanna get you in the georgia dome on the fifty yard line
While the dirty birds kick retreat
And if you like in the club we can do it
In the dj booth or in the back of the vip
Whip cream with cherries, strawberries on top
Lick it don't stop
With the doe lock
Don't knock while the boat rock ???
Robots or they got to wait till the show stop
Or how 'bout on the beach with black sand
Lick up your thighs and call me pac man
Table top or just give me a lap dance
The rock to the part to the point to the flat land
That man ludacris (woo) in the public bathroom
Or back of a classroom
How ever you want it lover lover gonna tap that ass soon
See i cast 'em and i blast'em get a tight grip and i grasp 'em
I flash 'em and out last 'em
And if ain't good then i trash 'em while you stash 'em
I'll let 'em free
And the tell me what they fantasy
Like up on the roof roof tell yo boyfriend no to be mad at me
Chorus
[ludacris]
I wanna get you in the bath tu
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Yeah.. we gon' send this one out
to e'rybody that put mo' into they cars than they do they relationship
Let's ride
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
Two miles an hour, so everybody sees you {*repeat 3X*}
[Luda] It's get out, put my pedal to the flo' and let's roll!
[Ludacris]
Yesss, 7 cars, 8 cribs and ain't a damn thing changed
I'm still pumpin 10 kickers, still grippin the grain
Still candy in the paint, still ridin them thangs
And most my folks would say I'm happy but I still feel pain
Until I, jump in my ride, that's my only escape
Me and my automobile's got these neighbors screamin, "Gimme a break!"
It's a pity how we turn our city into obstacle courses
Don't be mad cause I can't hold my 500 horses
Lamborghinis and Porsches, Ferraris and Vipers
I'ma wipe the seats witcho' drool then rub the hood with a diaper
Television on the gas tank, the fuel make the ass stank
I MEAN to be rude, my bass tubes are in a glass tank
Go strap your seatbelts on, go put your money up
Go put your life on the line, go put your honey up
Go spread the word, run and tell all the boys
Time to play or better yet it's time to bring out them toys
We goin
[Chorus]
[repeat 4X]
Assign your name in the streets (sign your name in the streets)
[Ludacris]
Yo, one of my ways of releasin tension while I'm releasin some steam
Even if I just put a fresh coat of wax on I'm makin sure the slippers is clean
The 26's is mean, shut down the block, nigga picture the fiends
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[Chorus - Nas]
Baby girl won’t you come and hold my hand
Won’t you come and chill out with the Virgo
Hey girl, just come and hold my hand
Won’t you come and just chill with the Virgo
We sippin’ on Merlot
You ain’t got be my girl though
I’ll drop you off at Woolabee and Merdo
Smash with the Virgo
Ain’t got to take your shirt off
But see me convince your homegirl though
[Nas]
Uh, she says some life is too hard
She says that she wanna come build and with the god
Promise me that she gonna play her part
Cuz what I spit gets straight to her heart
And she damn fine, feet hammertime
Damn if I mind
Long as the butt bubble in back of your waistline
I don’t waste time, I gotta get-get on it
Just you and me, two glasses….
In the club scene where I met Miss Green Eyes
She walked by asking me “Are you Nas?”
“Why?”
“If you was I’d be totally T.W.I”
“What’s that?”
“Totally With It. T.W.I”
“Ha, well here I am”
“Yep, I’m the man”
“Bartender, put a Cosmo in that girl hand”
So here we standin’ before I begin
Homegirl made a knot out of the cherry stem
Tongue skills, yea I like that
Now we on the right track
Straight to my Phantom called ‘Africa Black’
Ever since then, she been yappin’ her track
Told her friends now they hollerin’ behind her back
Sing
Whattup? Hey shawty what it is?
Whattup? Hey shawty what it is?
Whattup? Hey shawty what it is?
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
Lil' buddy what you want? Some violent shit!
Two step and lay back, still whylin shit
Whattup? Hey baby I got the potion
Take a sip of this and put your back in motion
[Ludacris]
Man I'm like a needle in a haystack, so face that
Go back to the drawin board, connect dot, but can't drink that
Matter fact erase that, cause on this great track
Get your face slapped, and I'm straight so don't take that
Try somethin different and shit, so listen and shit
Speakin about what hip-hop is missin and shit
I'm bout to fill a void, Ludacris born in Illinois
Raised in Atlanta, tote hammer since I was a little boy
Ain't nobody like me, say they wanna fight me
Fight me, step to me now but it ain't likely
People swear they psych me, just cause he's light-skinneded
with braids in his hair don't mean that nigga looks like ME
Trick get your mind right, livin in the limelight
So picture what they'll do for my jimmy and a Klondike
Bar, bar, hardy har
Tell yo' momma I'm a ghet-to su-per-star
[Chorus]
[Ludacris]
Only standin five eight but still a big shot, plus I got a big..
Clean everyday, stay fresher than what's in a Ziplock
Tell your man to kick rocks, when I make my pitstops
I'm in, then it's hard to get me out like I'm a slip knot
Born to be a leader and not, no not a follower
Only hang with chicks that got mo' twists than Oliver
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This friday performing live
At the civic center
You heard him on fat rabbit wit timberland
I be that named luda a.k.a. l o v a
You heard him wit jermaine dupri on sony playstation's john matten 2000
Now see him perform live at the civic center
For three shows only
It's ludacris
Tickets for the first show are not available
Because it's sold out
Tickets for the second show are not available
You got it right sold out
And tickets for the third and final show have been sold out
So hold up what the f**k am I doing this shit for
[Dial Tone]
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