Deuce :
That's when we, that's when we, that's when we ride.
That's when we, that's when we ride on these bitches.
Deuce: chorus
That's when we ride on bitches, you fucking faggot snitches, so don't you try, we're packin` 9's,
we leave you dead in ditches.
Johnny 3 Tears:
Don't get us wrong we only made this song, to make you feel hard when you hit the bong. When the 40`s up and then the 40`s gone, to Lick shots kill cops, to a hip hop song. So pull them toasters out them holsters, pull that shirt right off your shoulders, pull that 9 this is how you hold her, pull that trigger, H U soldiers.Punk (punk), rock out on the block, tick tock you can not stop(stop), hip hop like when we drop top so hot (so hot). Johnny 3's been drinking whiskey,Trigger finger feeling frisky, when you shoot it's so damn risky, dead in a ditch, but I hope you miss me
chorus
Charlie Scene:
Wait up hold on... oh no, got you faggots in a choke hold,
And I think I like you, but my 9 sho' don't. And how many shots till you hit that flo', I bet fo'. (Yo Charlie you loco). Fo' sho', how many people dipping in my fo' door. (I see three) Bitch no, there's five in the back, and your girls on my lap, she's a down low, pro ho, fo' sho. What? What the fuck did I just say, I don't ask any questions I just spray. So hey, what I may say may be riskee Deuce made me this way. That's why you don't want no beef, cause me verse you's like beat the geeks. And we can talk right or in the street, but my gun talks first ‘cause he loves to speak – BITCH
chorus
Funny Man:
Yo… in the Coupe De'Ville with the shiny rims, playing these bitches like a violin. I got more freaks than a carnival, pop the trunk there's my arsenal. I got bats gats straps so let's start a war, I'll eat you aliv
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[Intro: Danny]
Good night
Sleep tight
Don't let the dead bite
[Verse 1: Johnny 3 Tears]
Johhny 3 and he's steppin' in the four door
'44 and it's pointed at your window
Ain't a good shot, here come 4 more
Gettin' hot so I play in the snow
In a town made wicked
Made from these wicked things
See the dead on the cover of a magazine
See my smile it was born from amphetamines
Better duck, 'cus it's war on my enemies
Oh God I think I lost it all now
Lost some, wanna watch the rest go
A mad man when I'm mixed with soco
Who woulda' thought a man could sink to so low?
Now who wants to die from the Mossberg shotty?
Puttin' holes in the hotel lobby
All you fake bitches are just another hobby
And I'll let you dig where I dump your body
[Hook: Danny]
What would you do if I told you I hate you?
What would you do if your life's on the line?
What would you say if I told you I hate you?
I got somethin' that'll blow your mind, mind.
[Verse 2: Charlie Scene]
You know I got a grenade
And it's got ya name on it
And I'mma spit on ya grave
And engrave a dick on it
People say I'm insane
And to put the brakes on it
Lemme' buy you a drink
How 'bout a ruffie, gin, and tonic?
Yeah, Charlie Scene, seems to be so hated
It's just me being intoxicated
'Cus being sober's so overrated
Hollywood Undead, what have you created?
I know that we have never really met before
But tell me does this rag smell like Chloroform?
You know that I'm the reason people lock their doors
But I got nothin' but time, so I'mma wait on the porch
You got nowhere to run to, so don't try hiding
'Cus it'll only be like Jack Nichol
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(Danny)
I just can't escape
It's like you're here with me now
But the words you say
They always seem to fade out
Since you been away
I'm just a face in the crowd
Someday, someday
I know you're coming back
(J-Dog)
Down in the dirt
With your blood on my hands
I blacked out
But now I do understand
That you were too good
For this world so you left it
Everything turned red
And then you made an exit
I don't even know
If it was your time
But like all good things
That pass you by
Just like a lost soul
In the time of need
It made me grow up fast
And put some blood on my knees
And you don't even know
It's beyond you
Thinking you could never die
Like you're bulletproof
So I guess you had to leave
You were born with wings
But you were never happy
Til the angels sing
(Danny)
I just can't escape
It's like you're here with me now
But the words you say
They always seem to fade out
Since you been away
I'm just a face in the crowd
Someday, someday
I know you're coming back down
Someday, someday
I know you're coming back down
(Johnny 3 Tears)
I'm ashes to ashes
I'm dust to dust
And when a man
Turns to ashes
Forget about love
Like the feeling inside you
With the bottle beside you
You both end up empty
Like an angel just died too
I look to the heavens
To the sky and the rest
I looked inside myself
I felt my heart in my chest
Some things are born blue
There's nothing to say
Some hearts can stay true
When falling away
Come lay down beside me
What could one life mean?
It's only what I've seen
It's only just on
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(Charlie Scene)
If you got Jack in your cup, go raise it up
(Go raise it up, go raise it up)
If you ain't got enough, go fill it up
(Go fill it up, go fill it up)
(Chorus 1)
(Danny)
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patron
I wanna girl in my lap and a Jagerbomb
I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me
And Ima make it rain on the girl who serves me
I drink a fifth of vodka til it's gone
And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong
I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me
We keep takin' shots, and if not, you nerdy
(Verse 1)
(Charlie Scene)
We only leave a pre-party to go party some more
I'm already shitfaced before I walk in the door
This girl's rubbin' on my leg, I never met her before
And now she's makin' her way onto my gentleman's sword
It might be the drugs talkin' or the shots of Patron
But these bitches look like models and they're ready to bone
I take'em back to my parents house and we'll be home alone
Slap some chicks and have em yellin like Macaulay Culkin
She's tearin' it up, yeah she's dancin' her ass off
This girl's like a Mac the way she's ridin' my laptop
I'm tryin' to get my rocks off so don't try to cockblock
I'll grab my sawed-off and blow your cock off
You know we drink so much, we gettin' drunk for weeks
We drink so much Goose, we turnin' into geese
Me and my crew slidin' in through VIP
These bitches play my skin flute like they're Kenny G
(Chorus)
(Danny)
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patron
I wanna girl in my lap with a Jagerbomb
I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me
And Ima make it rain on the girl who serves me
I drink a fifth of vodka til it's gone
And if it f
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(Lets watch it burn) x2
Lets watch this city burn the world
{CHORUS}
Let's watch this city burn
From the skylines on top the world
Til there's nothing left of her
Let's watch this city burn the world
My body doused in ash with two empty cans of gas
The only evidence they have is a police sketch of my mask
And it's hard at times to ask if you can save my heart for last
And it's hard to face the facts when the darkness fades to black
It's not just make believe when they make me take a seat
And they put amphetamines in the air and make me breathe
So come on and grab your children, look out for burning buildings
And villains who pillage, they're killin' by the millions
And billions of people die for a lost cause
So now I pray to my nation destroyed under God
(It's the end of the world)
All my battles have been won but the war has just begun
{CHORUS}
This city looks so pretty do you wanna burn it with me?
Til the skies bleed ashes and this fuckin' sky crashes
They catch us with matches, ignite the flame
And all the hopes of a youth deemed fuckin' insane, they say:
Take the pill, in God we trust
Go and kill, God loves us
As in life, as in death
Breathing til there is no breath
I will not die in the night, but in the light of the sun
With the ashes of this world in my lungs
But who am I to say let's all just run away
Grab your saints and pray and we're gonna burn this world today
(It's the end of the world)
As in Heaven, as in Earth, we`ve been done since our birth
{CHORUS}
Let's watch it burn x2
The city looks so pretty do you wanna burn it with me? x4
We'll use the trees as torches
Do you wanna burn it with me?
We'll flood the streets with corpse
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[Funnyman as Santa Claus]
[Tha Producer and Charlie Scene]
[Chorus:]
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
the dradles spinning in the hood
so meet me by the manura lets get drunk
[Charlie Scene and J-dog]
J J J Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!!
It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like oh my god is that saint nick
Kids give me your list like its the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
But I get presents as is
Cause MRS. Clause just myspace'd me
I blew off a date on Christmas eve.
So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!
[The Server and Da Kurlzz]
bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.
good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz.
we were chillin at home and deckin the halls.
so I checked my phone and Santa had called.
he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.
he said that his jolly ass needed some help.
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Get, get, get drunk lets
Get, get, get drunk lets
Get, get, get drunk lets
Get, get, get
California show me love
Get buzzed; let's get fucked up
California throw it up
Get buzzed; let's get fucked up
California show me love
Get buzzed; let's get fucked up
California, so high we'll ride all night
Comin' straight outta Cali (what! )
The 818 valley (what! )
323! Fuckin' horsenut ally.
And from Highland to Clayton, all these bitches are hatin'
'Cause the shit that we're saying, is the shit that they're playin'
If we don't make it we'll take it
If ain't real then we'll fake it
Open your mouth and I'll break it; don't give a fuck it you hate it!
We're looking for the 6 chicks, down with the 6 dicks
Rollin' all day, gettin' buzzed it's ridiculous
Horny like the sickness
Quickies with the quickness
Pussy like it's business
Work it like it's fitness
Listen while I spit this, gamin' all these bitches
Now I'm gonna hit this, and fuck until I'm dickless!
California show me love
Get buzzed; let's get fucked up
California throw it up
Get buzzed; let's get fucked up
California show me love
Get buzzed; let's get fucked up
California, so high we'll ride all night
Let's get girls in the front and the sluts in the back
Let's push 'em all together and put 'em on our laps
Alcohol and drugs and California love
They got me ready to party on this weed and Bacardi
From the north to the south, this state's all about
Silicon lips and all the fake tits!
California girls; best in the world
Best in the backseat; so lets get fuckin' nasty!
I'm a pirate on the streets of
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My legs are dangling off the edge
The bottom of the bottle is my only friend
I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm
Gone, gone, gone, gone
My legs are dangling off the edge
A stomach full of pills didn't work again
I'll put a bullet in my head and I'm
Gone, gone, gone, gone
(Charlie Scene)
Gone too far yea I'm gone again
It's gone on too long tell you how it ends
I'm sitting on the edge with my two best friends
One's a bottle of pills and one's a bottle of gin.
I'm twenty stories up, yea up at the top
I've polished off this bottle now it's pushin' me off
Asphalt to me has never looked so soft
I bet my momma found my letter now she's calling the cops
I've gotta take this opportunity before I miss it
'Cause now I hear the sirens and they're off in the distance
Believe me when I tell you that I've been persistent
'Cause I'm more scarred, more scarred then my wrist is
I've been trying too long with too dull of a knife
But tonight I made sure that I sharpened it twice
I never bought a suit before in my life
But when you go to meet God you know you wanna look nice
(Chorus)
So if I survive then I'll see you tomorrow
Yea I'll see you tomorrow...
My legs are dangling off the edge
The bottom of the bottle is my only friend
I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm
Gone, gone, gone, gone
My legs are dangling off the edge
A stomach full of pills didn't work again
I'll put a bullet in my head and I'm
Gone, gone, gone, gone
(J3T)
We hit the sky, there goes the light
No more sun why's it always night
When you can't sleep well you can't dream
When you can't dream well what
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[Intro]
It was once a dark lonely summer's eve
On the lonely streets of Sunset
When the lord called upon 7 crazy m.c's
J Dog, Charlie Scene, The Server, Da Kurlzz, Shady Jeff, and Tha Producer
(*spoken*)
Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, C'mon!
[Chorus]
And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
[Verse 1]
My clothes are always retro
Sexual like I'm hetero
And I play a bitch like nintendo (ZELDA!)
Take a fun ride in my benzo
Funny as fuck, I should do stand up
Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck (fuck you)
Got a gold ass grill
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill
Hop in the ride, let's roll
I'm a barritone with a voice that's so low
It'll make your speakers explode
And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH!)
Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAYS!
If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with
[Chorus]
And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
[Verse 2]
Girl, come and smoke my poll like a Marlboro
Introduce me to your mom as Charles
It's Charlie Scene, Shake your ass to the bass
Wait till you see my face, hey bitch!
Wear tight jeans that show your ass crack
My first name gives Vietnam flash backs
I get drunk and do the same old, same old
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