If you're havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring
36 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start -
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
Don't talk to strangers
Keep away from the danger
Don't talk to strangers who smile
Keep away from the danger all the time
You just keep away
Red lights are flashin'
There's been a misunderstandin'
I'm bruised, broke an' bandaged
Through drinkin' all that brandy
I was under the table
But I came back for more
Gotta hit the bottle
But my head hit the floor
CHORUS:
Danger - danger, don't talk to strangers
Stranger - danger, don't you talk
Danger - danger, don't talk to strangers
Danger - danger, don't talk keep away
Red lights still flashin'
People all still dancin' in my head
I've done with thinkin' about what to do
Another night of drinkin', just one before I'm through
I was just raisin' hell
I wasn't doin' no harm
The cops could not appreciate
Picking up the sleaze in my car
Hell no distance too far
Burning down the road in the night
Don't you scold me or I'll bite
These are the finer things in life
Don't think you live in paradise
I've got my filly wrapped in red
Upon my double decker bed
If you want it come and get it (come and get it)
If you want it come and get it (come and get it)
If you want it come and get it (come and get it)
If you want it come and get it
Suckin' up the juice in the bar
Downin' every shooter so far
Checkin' out the girls what a sight
If you gonna blow me do it right
These are the finer things in life
Don't think you live in paradise
I've got my filly wrapped in red
Upon my double decker bed
If you want it come and get it (come and get it)
If you want it come and get it (come and get it)
If you want it come and get it (come and get it)
If you want it come and get it
Come and get it
Said if you want it come and get it
If you want it come and get it, yeah
Now listen (come and get it)
If you want it come and get it (come and get it)
If you want it come and get it (come and get it)
I said If you want it (come and get it)
If you want it (come and get it)
If you want it
If you want it
If you want it come and get it
Come and get it right here
Runnin' 'round with the wrong crowd
Goin' out on a last stand
Playin' too hard and too loud
Bad cards in a bad hand
Wanna dance, wanna sing
Whip you with that lickin' thing
Tonight I'm gonna kick up
Out drivin' in a big truck
And maybe I'll get beat up
Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down
Lining up for a roll call
Goin' out with a big bang
Gettin' caught in a shootout
Take it hard like a big man
Woman workin' so hot
Givin' it everything you've got
Just like it's never gonna stop
[Ooh] Tonight I'm gonna kick up
Out drivin' in a big truck
And maybe I'll get beat up
Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down
[Yeah, yeah, yeah]
She take 'em down down down
[Ooh] She rip off her stockin's when the place started rockin'
Down down down
She was a woman with a mission stick it in your face
Caught with your pants down
Down down down down down
Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down
When I see a pretty woman
You know it gives me a thrill
And she's a tailor made to order
You know I can't stand still
And you won't need a doctor
'Cause it'll cure all ills
And when I hear a noisy party
You know it gives me a chill
It gets me rockin' and a rollin'
And I can't stand still
From morning 'till midnight
You know I can't stand still
You know I can't stand still
I can't stand still
You know I can't stand still
I can't stand still
From morning 'till midnight
You know I can't stand still, oh yeah
When it comes to sippin' honey
You know I drink my fill
And I'll be dancin' on the water
You know I can't stand still
From morning 'till midnight
You know I can't stand still, oh yeah
You know I can't stand still
I can't stand still
I can't stand still
You know I can't stand still
From morning 'till midnight
You know I can't stand still
You know I can't stand still
I can't stand still
Baby I can't stand still
I just can't stand still
From morning 'till midnight
You know I can't
You know I can't stand still
Call of a dog, cry of a bitch
Cream of a dream is the cause of the itch
Call of the doctor, cash on demand
If you get enough rope, might even hang
CHORUS:
C.O.D. - care of the devil
C.O.D. - the devil in me
C.O.D. - care of the devil
Care of the devil in me
The curse of love is the cause of the pain
The crime of the day is when you do it again
Call of the doctor, cash on demand
If you give them a finger, they'll take off your hand
CHORUS
(Down to the devil with me)
Call of a dog, cry of a bitch
The sign of the sinner is the size of his itch
Black sheep and a renegade
Hot feet in the cool of the shade
Street shuffle and a tough childhoods
Examinations done no good
Crow bars and a hot wired cars
Sneak thieves and cheap cigars
No rebellion, not today
I get my kicks in my own way
Right, OK
Just keep on breaking the rules
Come on, get ready to rule
Tough breaks in the neighbourhood
A hard case who's up to no good
Living like trash, a society rash
Ready to break, and ready to dash
A bad deal and a real rough ride
You're doing time on the other side
No rebellion, not today
I get my kicks in my own way
Right, OK
Just keep on breaking the rules
Come on, get ready to rule
(Tough breaks)
They got regulation ties
Regulation shoes
Those regulation fools
With their regulation rules
Some people say, I'm only out at night
Maybe those folks, might of got it right
And some people say I drive a cadillac car
Or sell my wares hauntin' hotel bars
I'm the boogie man, [yeah] the boogie man
[Yeah, yeah, yeah]
I like fine suits, smoke the best cigars
Like talkin' sex to women, girls in fast cars
I might be under the bed, ready to bite
So little girl becareful, when you're on your own tonight
['Cause] I'm you're boogie man, you're boogie man
And I hope, that you don't misunderstand
your boogie man
Oh, I'm your boogie man
I'm your boogie man
Yes I'm your boogie man
I'm your boogie man
Yow, here we go
And I hope, that you don't misunderstand
Your boogie man]
And don't let the sun, come up on me
Your boogie man
I'm your boogie man, your boogie man
I'm your boogie man, your boogie man
I'm your boogie man, your boogie man
Boogie man
I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
CHORUS
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
